I am an outgoing and energetic (ask anybody) young professional, seeking a
career that fits my professional skills, personality, and murderous tendencies.
My squid-like head is a masterful problem solver and inspires fear in who gaze upon it.
I can bring world domination to your organization.
Withering Madness University - Planet Vhoorl
Major: Public Relations
Minor: Scale Tending
Doomsday Cult Leader/Overlord - Baton Rogue, LA - 1926-2010
- Inspired and won highest peasant death competition among servants
- Helped coordinate managers to grow cult following
- Provided untimely deaths to all who opposed
The Watering Hole Bartender/Server - Milwaukee, WI - 2009
- Worked on grass-roots promotional campaigns
- Reduced theft and property damage percentages
- Janitorial work, Laundry